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"YO JOE! The name's Duke, head honcho of the world famous GI Joes and as such I'm hereby banning you from reading this piece of reactionary, unpatriotic, liberal, left-wing, propagandist drivel! Everything you'll see in here is a dirty, filthy low-down lie... ... apart from us insisting that Scarlet use rubber suckers on her crossbow bolts, well, we all know what lousy shots girls are, don't we guys? Hell, how the hell we let them get into our GI Joe forces I don't know... Anyhow - stop reading this garbage now! Not only is this unsuitable for minors, but seniors too... and everyone inbetween, before and or after! Who in their right mind wants to read a photostory about dollies in the first place? Sheesh, get your gun, go outside and have some fun - hell, even if you put your eye out it's still preferable to reading this! And for the whackos who ignore my warnings - you've only got yourselves to blame so don't come running to me with your lawsuits and psychiatrist's bills. |
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CHAPTER ONE |
CHAPTER TWO
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CHAPTER THREE
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CHAPTER FOUR
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CHAPTER FIVE |
CHAPTER SIX |
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CHAPTER SEVEN
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CHAPTER EIGHT
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