"YO JOE!

The name's Duke, head honcho of the world famous GI Joes and as such I'm hereby banning you from reading this piece of reactionary, unpatriotic, liberal, left-wing, propagandist drivel! Everything you'll see in here is a dirty, filthy low-down lie...

... apart from us insisting that Scarlet use rubber suckers on her crossbow bolts, well, we all know what lousy shots girls are, don't we guys? Hell, how the hell we let them get into our GI Joe forces I don't know...

Anyhow - stop reading this garbage now! Not only is this unsuitable for minors, but seniors too... and everyone inbetween, before and or after! Who in their right mind wants to read a photostory about dollies in the first place? Sheesh, get your gun, go outside and have some fun - hell, even if you put your eye out it's still preferable to reading this!

And for the whackos who ignore my warnings - you've only got yourselves to blame so don't come running to me with your lawsuits and psychiatrist's bills.

Seriously folks, if this intro's got you rattled... then for gawd's sake, don't go any bloody further!"

CHAPTER ONE

The Prologue

Matters of a Legal Nature

Justice!

The Verdict

Yo Joes!

I Spy

CHAPTER TWO

 

Investigations & Adventure

Bounty

Public Enemy #1

Ice Cream Banditry

The Captured

 

CHAPTER THREE

 

Foiled Again

Ninja Kill!

Get Nick!

Jabba's Palace

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

CHAPTER FOUR

Enter, the Hero

Exit, the Geek

The Ninja & The Marine

Frying Pans and Fires

Unexpected Quarters

 

CHAPTER FIVE

A Cunning Plan

Crash Landings

The Faerie Queen

The Monkey King

The Theory of Toyville

CHAPTER SIX

Destro Rides Again

The Mind of Evil

Cobra's Guest

The Prisoners

Water Under the Bridge

CHAPTER SEVEN

Saved by the Bell

Cloned Troopers

The Day Rock'n'Roll Died

The Revenge of the Geek

Plots and Infamy

 

CHAPTER EIGHT

Is the End Nigh?

Zombies Apocalypsed!

Information Gathering

End of the Line

In the Grip of the Joes

 

 

 

CHAPTER NINE

The Spirit of Action

Duke Squared

The Return of the Jedi

Evil Unveiled!

Quest Fufilled

epilogue