"WOO HOO! Good ol' Never-a-Miss Assassin Rifles! I bagged me some Olsens! Didya see, Sandy? Didya?" "Oops... sorry, Pinky, missed that... erm... you wouldn't have any bullets left in that rifle of yours would you?" "Nope - it only holds a couple of cartridges" "Oh poo... in that case I think we're in a spot of trouble then" "Why?"

Ah, so it was Pinky who killed the Olsens... but unfortunately pride comes before a fall...

"I'm so Sorry... Pinky, just I didn't see them creeping up on us"

"Eh? Who you are you talking about Sand... Ohmigod! Joes!" "Yep... that's right, Miss Pinky

Now drop your weapon or my friends here might be tempted to slaughter your sister!" "Oh bugger - OK"

"Very wise, little dollie... heheh we now get the choice of which one of you to torture so your pained screams will bring your MiskatonicNick running... straight into our trap!"

"NO!" "Sir, Blowjob!" "Not now Bazooka..."

"Eh? No, sir - I mean it's Blowjob... and he's got MiskatonicNick!"

"Yes sir, MiskatonicNick is still alive, though out cold!" "Yes! Result! Now we can beat the location of the Holy Grail out of him!" "Yes, we can, can't we, Duke?"

"Yo, Blowjob! Well done! Hang on... is the Baghead...?"   "What? Cobra Commander! How the... what the...?" "Order your men to stand down, Duke... or we kill them all!"

"Go Cobra! Go Cobra! Hahahahaha... I told you I'd get even, Dukey-boy!" "What? You darned traitor, Nerd!" "NOOOO! I'm High-Tech! High Tech! HIGH TECH! Letme kill him, Cobra Commander... please oh please..." "Silence, geek... no... I have other plans for Duke and his GI Joes." "Hah! You don't scare me, Cobra Commander... but how did you find us?"

"Because of me!" "You, Lady Jaye?"

"Hah! No, Joes... I am not your beloved Lady Jaye... for am I...

ta-da! Zartan, Master of Disguise!" "Good Grief!"

Which all comes as a bit of a surprise to Flint... "Ohmigod... but last night.. we..." "Yes, my darling! Hahahah!" "Holy crap... erm, say, are you doing anything tonight?"

"You see, I sent a signal to Cobra HQ so they could... no, hang on... I ain't done that yet..."

"Then welcome to Cobra, Sub-Commander Duke."

"No, it was the Baroness who used her leather-clad wiles (plus thumbscrews and several sets of genital electrodes) on the Jones family to reveal where the Holy Grail lies... and we've been staking out this spot waiting for MiskatonicNick to come along." "So now you're going to kill us and take him..." "Hmmm, perhaps not Duke. You know your actions have made you renegades from forces of the GI Joes..." "... that bunch of pansies!" "Yes... I agree wholeheartedly, Duke." "Eh?" "Perhaps the Joes need to be overthrown and a new ruling order established? Something we at Cobra have been working towards for years... and I can think of no better recruit to our cause than you and your band of noble rebels, Duke" "Eh? Hey, that sounds like a cool idea. Ok, we're in"

"Hey, no... wait... no fair... I thought we were going to kill him!"

"Silence, Nerd - latrine duty for *TWO* months..." "Screw you!" "Storm Shadow - execute this traitor immediately... heheheh, I'm gonna love being in Cobra!" "Aw... but can't I wait until we've seen what MiskatonicNick looks like under his bag?"

"Very well...   "Cobra Commander! MiskatonicNick is that weasley scumbag the Cobra Commander! Hah! I knew it" "No you scmuck, Shipwreck, I'm here. That's just another mask! Off with it!"

...then let us finally see who is truly responsible for the reprehensible mess that is Toyville! De-Bag MiskatonicNick! . "Let us see who is under that brown paper mask... it's..." "Say, can anyone else hear something ticking?"

"Hey look, - he's Darth Vader too!" Who?" "eh? Oh yes... page 34... right, off with that mask too!"

"Oh... Pinky, I can't watch this... it's so humiliating to poor Nick..."

A merciful Blowjob ushers the Obitsu sisters away, saving them from watching an already lame mask-after-mask joke milked way past dry! "Bloody hell... not another one!" "I'm sure the ticking's getting louder..." "Shut up, Nerd!"

Spiderman... no... Jason Vorhees... no... wait... this is the last mask... off it comes. Ladies and Gentlemen - behold... MiskatonicNick is... erm... who's that? Captain Bombhead?"

"Don't be a fool... there's no such person as Captain Bombhead! What the hell is this? Somekind of sick joke?" "Well, at least the ticking has stopped." "eh? Oh shi..."

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(if those last few pics didn't load, hit page refresh) TO BE CONCLUDED! Who lives? Who dies? Who Cares? Can this cliffhanger be any lamer than the 'plot hole' device last time? (actually, no... it's almost quite good, almost makes sense too, even if I do say so myself!) Will anyone be able to stop the Olsens getting their hands on the Holy Grail now? Who else will get killed before this story ends (is there anyone left?) Will Toyville itself survive! Tune in again soon for the final, concluding chapter of TOYVILLE 2 - a tale too far