"Yeah - something we used to be proud of!" "Until your tacky remake soiled our franchise forever!"

"Oh no! It's the Original Charlie's Angels!"

And now it's payback time! Get her Angels!"

"We're gonna cut you up good!" "No... wait... please - the Charlie's Angels films have been even worse for my career than yours!"   Uhoh... erm... don't take too long with your fighting Angels; remember the Jones boys trapped in their Hotel room with those bom...

...that sounded like Hotel room 313 exploding..." "Hey... it's raining men! Ewww... or at least body parts of a couple of old ones." "Oh dear... I think we should've been saving Indiana Jones and his father rather than fighting."

"What the?...

"Oops... well, that's not going to reflect well upon any of us Angels. Old or New." "Unless we weren't here in the first place... quickly everyone; to the van and out of this story!"

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Ho-hum, well, from one dismal failure to another and let's check in again on MiskatonicNick...

Damn bike's broken down...

Suddenly a figure stumbles out of the undergrowth... a lone survivor from GI Joe Pathfinder's doomed party...

"Hey... who the hell are you?"

"WHAT!?! You @#*$ing #*@@$... I'm gonna bust your #@$*ing head good!" "Hey... no... wait? What did I say?" Ah, poor MiskatonicNick. Unfortunately this Joe, already tired and emotional, is rather sensitive about name. And so would you be too if, as the GI Joe Demolitions Expert, you'd been given the codename of Blowjob...

Oh dear. Time passes... ... Thorin sings about gold... ... and the Olsens edge ever nearer to the Holy Grail!

"Well according to the maps, the Grail cavern should lie... "Ewww... but it looks all dark and creepy. I wish MiskatonicNick was here!" "Mary-Kate! Wash your mouth out with soap!" "No, Ashley... I meant so we could send him on ahead to be bitten by all the snakes and spiders and creepy crawlies in there!"

... somewhere in there..." *giggle* But little do the Olsens know that someone is spying on them... someone up to no good...

"Yes... it's us...erm, it's them, Ashley; the information we beat out of the Joneses was right - we've been able to intercept the Grail Hunters. But MiskatonicNick isn't with them." "That makes things all the more easier then... ... we kill those Olsens... take their place... wait for MiskatonicNick to come along and then, when he guides us to the Grail..." "... we kill him as well... giggle!"

"Now, which twin should I shoot first with this 'Never-a-miss' assassin rifle?" giggle

The 'Never-a-miss' assassin rifle fires out... it lives up to it's name... and two Olsens lie dead...

	"Eek! Gunshots, Ashley!" "Run for it, Mary-Kate! To the Holy Grail..." Eh? Hang on... if that pair of twins are still alive then that must mean...
	Whoa! The Nazi Olsens have had their brains blown out! That must've been some really sharp sharp-shooting... but by who?