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Elsewhere, in a sinister office evil gathers, hatching foul plans in lousy fake accents... |
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"Zo, MiskatonicNick iz allied with ze Olsen Twins, Kroenen? How sick and twisted iz that?" "And that condemnation from a man with a Nazi Britney in the room." "Exactly, Kroenen... but ze Baghead's lunacy gives us an unexpected opening... send in our secret weapons...
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... Survivors from ze original Toyville epic; our very own Olsen Twins! |
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All ve need to do iz swap zem for ze good, vell, less evil, Twins!"
"And then he will lead us to the Holy Grail... "giggle... and then we'll kill him and bring you the Grail!" |
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"Eep... it's Professor Gangrene... Evil, mad and bad professor foe of Action Man!
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"Master, master... look what I found wandering in the grounds? Can I keep it please?" "Ah, MiskatonicNick, I believe..." "ewww... I don't want one of those then!"
... didn't you get your head chopped off in my 'Dark Days in Toyville' story? Erm, sorry about that..." |
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"Meh! No worries - I got better...
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...found this new muscular body to graft my head onto (I'm a chick magnet now!), stole some of the Nazi gold from the Evil Toys' coffers, bought this luxury villa and retired from a life of vile villainy
Being killed was the best thing that ever happened to me and I've got you to thank for that and in return I offer my hospitality. Annakin, you loveable little raggamuffin, go show Mr MiskatonicNick here to one of the spare rooms." "Yessir!" "Cheers... I think..." |
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And so, left alone in his room, MiskatonicNick contemplates his present situation... |
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"Hmmmm... my Toy Sense is tingling; there's something wrong here... and it's not just the strange scents and sounds of splashing coming from the room opposite...
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... hang on, that means I'm not alone; damn, I bet Gangrene has set a trap for me...
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Drawing his machete, our somewhat lame hero investigates... only to find to his horror... |
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"The Olsen Twins!"
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"Yay! It's Miskatonic!" "Yeah! I told you we'd find him, Mary-Kate"
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"Heh, it looks as if you've been looking really hard!" "tee hee, what a big chopper you've got!"
"oooo...
now we don't know whether
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"Hey, Miskatonic... why don't you join us... you know you want to!" "You know, I don't know whether to be aroused or disgusted by such an idea... ah, but what the heck...
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well, I think I fall into the latter category! TO BE CONTINUED... once I've washed my mind's eye out with soap and water! With The Joes, The Empire, The Nazis and assorted other characters I've forgotten since page 13 after him, will this prove to be a rather fatal case of coitus interuptus for MiskatonicNick and the Olsen Twins? Will Pinky and Sandy arrive in time for a fivesome? Can Gangrene really be trusted? Will we ever get back to the plot about finding the Holy Grail? Stay tuned for the next hurriedly cobbled together installment of... TOYVILLE 2 - a tale too far
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