At the Joe's Toyville HQ... "C'mon Lady Jaye, Duke's called an important meeting" "I'll be there in a moment, Trip, just gotta repair some of the Hulk damage to this jeep."

Hard at work though, Lady Jaye never notices time tick by... until...

..

"Yes, I know... I'm coming, I'm coming..

... damn, where'd I put that wrench; hey, have you... OHMIGOD! YOU!"   * For readers alien to GI Joe, it's Destro, Cobra Bad Guy.

"Och, wee lassie, ME*... and here's your wrench!"

Let's leap across town where, at the Obitsu sisters' appartment the gals are reminding us of the plot... "Ooohhh, what are we going to do? sob sob How are we going to save MiskatonicNick? I'll never never see him again... ohhhh, this is all so terrible Pinky!" "It's ok, Sandy" "It's not though is it? sob sob The poor dear is being pursued by the trigger-happy, power-crazy Joes... and heaven only knows how many other baddies and deadbeats... and sob sob now he's in the clutches of the horrible horrible Olsen twins... and all because they all want the Grail Diary; and when they get it they'll... sob sob... kill him! Nooooooooooooo!"

"Well, they haven't got it yet. And we've searched his house, Cobra's searched his house and the Joe's have searched his house... so the diary must still be safe somewhere..." "Heh, Baghead must have hidden it good - do you reckon he's shoved it up his ar..." "Red!" "Well, it's big enough - all that sitting around in front of a keyboard, eating pizza and writing cruddy plots. Sheesh, ol' lardy could keep the diary, the Holy Grail and the Ark of the Convenant up there... and still have room for..." "RED!!!!"

"Hey, I'm only trying to help" "Well don't" "Meh. Whatever" "It's okay, Sandy - dry those tears (or your eye decals will peel off)... *sniff* *sniff* "... and break out your adventuring gear; we'll rescue MiskatonicNick's butt... and shut up, Red!" "Hey, I was only thinking it. Well, good luck girls, I've got better things to do... like not appearing in anymore of this trash!"