And from Faerietopia to the land of the Monke... oops, sorry, Apes...

"MICHAEL JACKSON!" "Crap, our lawsuit is going to be nothing compared to this!" "So, you bring me two new captives... young, nubile, innocent teenage girls...   "Why yes... I can cut off their noses as spares should my present one ever fall off. Oooo, you're soooo clever Capt. Bubbles... give me a cuddle..."

"Where are these chimps taking us, Ashley?" "The subtitles said something about a King of the Apes..." Oooo... a nice sweaty, muscle-bound, horny Tarzan!" Heh, it's Toyville - the Twins really ought to know better... for here, the King of the Apes is... ... what the hell am I supposed to do with them, Captain Bubbles?" "OOK OOkkkk OoooOKKK!" Editor's Note; I hope you're remembering to read all Michael's lines in a camp high-pitched voice, folks.     "eep!" "Wait, Michael... surely you only need one nose... and Ashley's is so much cuter and perkier than mine. And so's her nose" "bitch!"

"Ha! So there, Mary-Kate!" "Captain Bubbles... fetch your axe!" "Wait, Michael... spare me...         "RIGHT! THAT'S IT! I'M SUING!"

"No... I need them both for my spares..."     ... and I'll be all yours!" "Heh, as if that'll do any good Mary-Kate you little slut, it's well known that Michael is a..."

"No, wait, Michael... that was a sound effect..."

"What do you mean by that?"

"Yes! For it is us! We have teleported here to steal MiskatonicNick away from your jolly naughty grasp, Olsen Twins!" "Nyah nyah nyah nyah!" "Erm, we haven't got him anymore... and this is a very bad place for you lot to be!"

	"Oh my god! Harry... Ron... oh how cute! I'm such a big fan! Come to Michael!" "Uhoh..." "Oh no... this could all get far too creepy; I can't watch, Ashley... tell me when it's over!" "Don't worry, Mary-Kate... I don't think the lawyers will allow for thing to go much further. In fact I should think they'll be on their telephones right about now...
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... quick Mary-Kate, while the writs are flying, let's make our escape...!"

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"Ta-da! And here we are, Mary-Kate; still with our noses intact, free of the monkeys and untouched by Mr Jackson..." "Yeah, well, like the last thing was going to happen to us anyway!" "Hush, Mary-Kate! There may still be some lawyers in the area..." "oops.. oh no... what was that!?! There's something in the undergrowth! It's coming our way!" "NOOOOOO!" "oh...

"... it's you." "Hello Mary-Kate. Hello Ashley. Michael didn't want to play with girls..." "shhhhh... lawyers!" "So can I come and play with you? We have wizard adventures togethers! We can pick wild flowers, feed the horses, have midnight feasts in our jim-jams, braid each others hair, talk about how yucky boys are - it'll be jolly good fun!" "pssst... Eewwww... talk about cramping our style! Quickly Ashley, think of something to get rid of that little brat..."