Elsewhere, Sandy and Pinky are just making good their escape through MiskatonicNick's mansion (now strewn with dead Ninja Vipers) when...   "Red?"

"Oh, hi, girls"

"What are you doing here already? I thought your shift at Jabba's finished later." "Oh, the Joes closed us down" "What? Why?" "Dunno... and I've just seen them lead your bagheaded pal away in chains." "Ohmigod! Where to?" "Dunno; I think I heard someone mutter something about Kennertoy Bay..."

"Oh no... that's the Joe's High Security Prison... oh this is terrible..."

"Heh, you think this is bad, I've seen the script for the next chapter!" "Whatever are they going to do to him..." "Well, I'd guess torture... probably involving baseball bats, pointy things and blunt objects. And then of course there are the other prisoners; he'd better watch out if he drops the soap in the shower..." "WAAHHHHHHH!" "Shut up, Red," "Hey, she did ask." "Don't worry, Sandy, we'll get MiskatonicNick back... somehow..."

But they're going to have to hurry - for at that very moment...

"... pointy things and blunt objects you say, Wild Bill? Oh goodie."

"The punk deserves nothing less, Ma'am" "Dead right. So the Joes are now the law here? Does that mean all the terrible injustices done in the past are pardonned?" "Nah, would mean too much paperwork and not enough shooting. Heck, now we got this freak we can go after other perps... top of the list those fugitives from the gallows, the Olsen Twins!" "!" "Guilty as sin the pair of them. But thanks for helping to bring MiskatonicNick to justice, Miss... erm..." "Ashley..." "... and Mary-Kate Olsen" "...by. OlsenBY! Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsenby, sir. Dammnit Mary-Kate - shut up!"

"Hah! Two consonants away from a lynching, eh? You gals just wait there a minute - I'll get your reward." "Woo hoo!" "Hmmmm... Kennertoy Bay prison? From where there's no escape." "Yes, ma'am - and we're shipping him out right now 'cos everyone in Toyville's after the bagheaded freak now." "Woo hoo! Reward money!"

"You hear that, Ashley, reward money - we're rich again!" "But still fugitives from justice!" "But we've been on the run from justice ever since we released 'New York Minute' and no one's caught us yet! And all this will make another wonderfully cheap straight-to-video movie which'll make us even richer!" "While MiskatonicNick rots in prison" "Yay!" "Tortured regularly!" "Yay!"

	"Until he tells the Joes where the Grail Diary is so they can have it all for themselves!" "Yay... eh?" "Crap." "Shoot, Ashley... we could've done with that. I wanna grail diary! I wanna a Holy Grail!!!!" "Hmmmmm..." "Ashley?"
"Ashley! What are doing!" "I'm not letting a bunch of macho toys get their hands on the Holy Grail! It must be ours so we can remain the cutest teenage queens for eternity and beyond!" "Eeewwww....even if it means..." "Yes, Mary-Kate... even it means an unlikely alliance!"	"There we go, gals, your reward. Now don't go spendin' it all at once y'hear." "Hmmmm..." "Ashley..." "Thanks, Wild Bill... now take that!"

"C'mon punk."

"Hey baghead... jump!" "Eh?"

"Holy crap!" "What the.... ARGHHHH!"

"They've flattened Sgt. Airborn...ARGHHHH!" "eh? What trick is this... teasing me with a chance of freedom before driving away?" "No, honest injun, Miskatonic. We're here to save you." "Why?" "'cos we want the Holy Grail and we know you've got the Grail Diary..." "Ah, I see... and then once you've got the Grail you'll kill me?" "Perhaps. But word has it that the whole of Toyville wants the Diary too and will stop at nothing to get it." "Yep, we only make sickly sweet teen-comedies... others have spent their money perfecting machines of extreme torture which can rip the information straight from your brain and leave you even more of a dribbling, incoherent fool than you are now." "Hmmm. Good point." "At least we're honest with our greed. And we're all on the run from the Law too. We can all be fugitives together!" "Watching each others backs" "hmmmm" "... and we'll cut you in for 10% of the movie rights" "Done." "You certainly have been - now jump aboard and let's blow this joint!" "YEEEEE-HAAAAAA!" (Thinks; crap, rescued by the Olsen twins... how am I ever gonna live this one down?)

"WOO HOO Got'em all! WIPE-OUT!" "Hiya, Baghead... fancy a lift?"

TO BE CONTINUED... Who'da thunk it? MiskatonicNick and Olsens working together? Talk about the unexpected, eh? Heh, next time I might even throw in some plot! But will our heroic trio be able to stay one step ahead of the rest of Toyville? And the GI Joes certainly ain't going to be taking this lying down (well, apart from Sgt. Airborne and those two greenjackets)! SURF ON BY AGAIN SOON FOR THE NEXT THRILLING INSTALLMENT OF TOYVILLE 2 - a tale too far