...coo-eeee... boys? Can I interest you in any reading material; why look, here's Sarah Michelle Gellar's edition of Playboy; my, what an explict photosho..."   "Oh... I see... hmmm, well, maybe in that case I could interest you in my video collection; I have the totally uncensored 'Ram Man and Fisto Do Eternia'... lots of nice, hot, sweaty, oily man-on-man acti..."     "Uh-uh - no ma'am. We aren't that way inclined - we're good ol' boys; hot-blooded heterosexual Joes*; I'm also a fully trained marine and my friend here is an elite Ninja - we're not going to be distracted by such cheap tricks." "That is right... we Joes will not be fooled by the likes of fashion-dollies, no matter how cute, well-jointed or overly-busted"

"We've got to distract these two Joes somehow so we can escape, Pinky." "Awwww, can't I just kill them?" "No Pinky, let's try some guile for once... Mr Nick has some special accessories here which might be handy; let's see..."     "Sorry, Ma'am... not interested."     "shoot... can I kill 'em now, Sandy?" "hmmmm... Well, I can certainly understand that of Ninjas; SnakeEyes was only saying to me earlier how disciplined the clan Arishikage are... especially compared to the weak-willed, easily fooled soldier Joes..."

"... you ninja-types are nothing but a bunch of shadow-loving cowards and pansies." "No, I think you mean you marines are a band of uncouth, ill-disciplined louts with not even a braincell to rub together between you while we Ninjas are the ultimate in killing machines." "Oh yeah?" "Yeah!"	"Hah! Yes, SnakeEyes is so right - we are the highly trained elite in comparison to these trigger happy knuckleheads..." "Whoa... just a cotton-pickin' minute there masked man - them's big words coming from a cheap Bruce Lee wannabe...
"And this way, Pinky, it's not your fingerprints on any murder weapons for a change." "Ooooo."	"YEAH?" "YEAH!" "So what are going to do about it then?" "I'll show you..." "Whoa, you dunderhead; I didn't say tha..."

"C'mon, let's make a run for it..." However, a sudden thought plays crosses Gung-Ho's mind... "Hang on... that dolly said SnakeEyes was talking to her? But the man's a mute! Damnnit - wait, Kamakura - they're trying to trick us!"       But unfortunately Gung-Ho's thinks bubble comes a little too late... "Oh crap... Medic! MEDIC! ... damn, Duke's gonna have my head on a plate for this... ... oh crap too late..."

Back at Jabba's Palace the Olsens are making good their escape across one of those bridges over inexplicable chasms...   "Come on, Mary-Kate, the elevator out of here is just around this corner..." "Woo-hoo! Freedom!"     When suddenly...

"Eh? No, wait I am Saesee Tiin, Jedi Master" "Yeah, as if we haven't heard that line before!"

"Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen; I have come for you..." "Eeewwwww... what's that horrible thing?" "A tall sinister creature with big horns... ohmigod Ashley, it's The Devil!!!! He's come for our souls!" "... early!"

"Take that Satan!" !!!!!

"Finish the ugly devil off, Mary-Kate!" "... but I only wanted your autographs..."