"Doh! Missed!"   "Eh? What are you on about girls? Hang on a moment... where's Max gone? One moment he was there the next gone... almost as if..." "As if some f***ing dickhead had vapourised him?" "Yep, almost as if some... ... oops... ... oh bugger.

"No you didn't you f***ing bagheaded freak!" "Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"heh - how's that for comic relief, you tosser?" "You killed Max... you bastard!...  "You did that on purpose - you killed our favourite studmuffin!"

"We're gonna make you suffer for that, freak!"   "Didn't you know? Max Steel was cancelled several years ago..." "Eeeewww... like, what a looser!" "Yeah - as if we'd touch that reject with a barge pole; We're cool and trendy - we couldn't be seen hanging out with loosers like Max""

"Whoa... now wait a moment girls; you really want to shed blood over a failed toyline?" "Eh?" (thinks... hang on, I'm standing here with a honking great big vapourizer and I'm *reasoning* with the Olsens!")

...but before MiskatonicNick can act on those murderous thoughts...

"Oh no! Cylons!" "Eh?"   "No, Ashley, those are Cobra B.A.T.S. "Eeewwww..."

"And no, Mary-Kate, they won't tangled in your hair; not that kind of bat!" "Oh, ok"

"These are ruthless, relentless, robotic killers whose only purpose is to..." "zzzt... BATS; Seek and Destroy... Seek and Destroy...zzzt" "Exactly... seek and destroy. Probably us. But there are only three of them; I reckon we could take 'em, eh, Mary-Kate and Ashley?... ... erm, Mary Kate and Ashley... ... Twins!?!" "Screw this for a game of soldiers, baghead - you killed our only hero; we're getting the heck out of here before the butchering starts!! "Run away! Run away!"     "Pah!... how hard is this heroing lark anyhow... I got me a nice big vapouriser gun here...

... all I've gotta do is point, aim and fire until the batteries run out!   Hey! BATS - chew on this!!!"

"Hah! How'd you like that then you overgrown battery-powered dil... oops...

"zzzt... missed... zzzt"

"Oh bugger! Wait for me twins!" "zzzt... pursue and capture the bagheaded one... zzzt" MiskatonicNick - all the shooting prowess of an Imperial Stormtrooper ... "Oi!" I heard that!" ... and? ... well, ok, fair point." Meanwhile, back at MiskatonicNick's office, GI Joe Kamakura has joined Gung Ho on 'guard duty'... "pssst... I don't like this Pinky, why are the Joes holding us here?"