"Hah! Take that vile evil! Villiany will never triumph while I'm on watch...

With Cobra soldiers and Bounty Hunters gunning for him (and the Olsen twins cheering them on), all looks lost for MiskatonicNick... when suddenly...

... For I am Max Steel. Hero!

"hmmmmm... and musclebound hunk" ".. oh yes, and macho studmuffin" "... and Action Man's bitch."

"WHAT! Who dares say that!?!" "erm... well,it's on every toilet wall in Toyville." "Not THIS Max Steel, buddy - I'm the rugged manly headsculpt."

But Max's manly bragging is suddenly cut short...

"C'mon girls... and I guess you too baghead - you've found yourselves a hero; now let's get you outta here and to safety!"

"Look! It's that shirtlifting GI Joe wannabe, Maxwell Steel - kill him! And rid the world of those damned Olsen Twins while you're at it too!"

And so, with the dashing, heroic and extemely heterosexual Max Steel leading them, our mismatched trio hurry through the corridors of Jabba's Palace seeking escape... though Max seems more interested in seeking out enemies to kill...

"DIE COBRA SCUM! ...Hurry girls, seek shelter... and a good vantage spot to watch me in action! For Toyville has finally found itself a worthy champion! Yes! Max Steel; Action Hero! I can see it all know... the brave heroic Max, slaughtering the enemy left, right and centre... both Olsen Twins in love with him... they have a catfight - in a jello warehouse - to decide who will be his girl... but Max is the gallant hero; he'll have both twins... at the same time! Yes! This is the stuff of legend!"

"It's the stuff of crap plotting... ...and I should know!"

"Oh yeah - Baghead; I forgot about you. Yes - I know, the idiot comic relief! You seem buffoon enough to fit that role. And when you get brutally murdered... "eh?" "...by my mortal enemy I'll avenge your killing in a bloodbath of epic proportions!" "Sounds good to us!" *giggle*

"Hmmmm... just look at Max in action" "Ooooo... what a hunky dreamboat"

"... in an unimaginative bloodthirsty psycho kind of a way" "Pah, you're just jealous 'cos he's gonna get some Olsen lovin'" "Heh, I can assure you twins..." "And he's a better hero than you'll ever be" "Erm, still in chains here. Mr Hero hasn't bothered to free me yet"

"Sheesh, what kind of pathetic excuse is that? You're a bigger girlie than us!"

(nag... nag... nag...)   "Hullo, what's this?

Ooooo; the ACME Ultra-Mega-Vapourizer - this'll soon get me out of these chains. Let's see; turn the dial up to maximum... ...take careful aim at the chain around my wrist..."

"erm... do you think that's w...

...mmmphhhff" "Eh?" "Oh nothing... do be quiet Mary-Kate don't distract our hero... it's not as if we don't want that dickhead to blast his hand clean off is it?"

"Now there might be a bit of flash - you girls may want to look away..." "Oh no... we want to watch..."

"Ok... now then I just aim and pull the trigger everso gently like this... ... oops..." "Ohmigod! That's horrible!" "Oh crap... I think I'm gonna barf..."