"Well... what do you have to report from your search of the garage?"

...

"Damnit - you're taking the silent Ninja routine too far..."

...

...

*thump*

"He's dead, Mr Stormshadow, sir!"

"Well, give the man in red a gold star."

"Bitch! You killed him!"

"Oooo... you're on a roll now, smartypants... but for one soooo clever, you're still bloody stupid enough to stand right in front of a loaded crossbow!"

"Oh bugg.."

"Yay! Go Pinky!"

"Yes, straight to Hell... and I'm gonna send you there... in pieces!"

"Oh yeah? Come and get me you Cobra-flunky!"

"A pleasure..."

 

 

 

"Hah! Want to try that again, loser?"

"Hold it right there!"

"Eh?"

 "No one's trying anything again! Put your weapons down! This house is surrounded by the forces of GI Joe!"

"She started it, Duke!"

"What? Oooo, you lying little snake, Stormshadow!"

Whoa, too much excitement! More of Stormshadow, the Joes, Sandy and Pinky (& her cleavage) later.

"A common sight on Toyville's streets now - another armed GI Joe patrol...

Hi, this is Chelsie Peterson, Toyville News' roving reporter bringing you the latest on the wholly unprovoked invasion of our city.As I speak Police *zzzt* Chief Brogan is under arrest, Mayor Ackbar has been *zzzzzzzttt* and replaced with a puppet Mayor...

and all the time GI Joe vehicles and *zzzzt* troops are patrol *zzzt* streets *zzzzzzzt* armed *zzzzt* *zzzzzt*

"sorry Miss Chelsie... something blocking our transmission..."

"What's causing it Milo?"

I dunno, Miss Chelsie... but I reckon he might..."

 

"Hello viewers, this is GI Joe Scoop bringing you the latest on our heroic liberation of Toyville and the overthrow of it's criminal, renegade regime...

"what the f... Oi! You with the microphone!"

"Why look viewers, it's one of Toyville's league of corrupt journalists who brought you so many lies from your despotic rulers..."

 

"Despotic rulers? Who? Hell, Mayor Ackbar couldn't even spell Despotic! We're the innocents here suffering your Joes' unwarranted invasion! You're even blocking our right to free spee..."

"Nonsense, Our military intelligence declared this is a fully justified liberation..."

"Military Intelligence? Talk about contradictions! There was no good reason at all to invade Toyville! The only chemical weapon we've got here is a tube of superglue we use to repair cheap plastic toys! We haven't even got any oil for you lot to lay claim to"

 

"But you have got local resident MiskatonicNick, who's annoyed us with his insulting humour, and now has ownership of the Grail Diary..."

"Pardon?"

"Oops. Nothing. Forget I said that; it's meant to be a classified secret. We can cut that bit out can't we? Hey, what do you mean we're live!?! Oh crap!"

*giggle* "you're screwed now aren't you Scoop?"

"No comment!"

"heheheh... Duke's gonna kick your dumb butt; no wonder amongst all those hundreds of GI Joe toys there was ever only one Scoop!"

"Will someone turn that bloody camera off!"

"So, with the news that the GI Joe's invasion of Toyville was powered by nothing else but a mix of personal vendetta and greed! It's back to Brooke in the studio... "

"Thank you Chelsie.

 

Here in the studio we have the world authority on the Holy Grail, Professor Henry Jones.

"Och... that's my bloody grail diary he's got... and hang on, if we've only just found out that the Joes are after it why am I already here to talk about it?"

"Shhhh; It's called narrative flow... now get back to the script... So, Prof. Jones, what is this Grail Diary which is in MiskatonicNick's possession."

"Well, Brooke, it's my life's work - a dechipering of all the clues hidden in history, literature, art and legend which will lead to the holiest of holy relics, The Holy Grail, a priceless artifact said to possess the power of healing, everlasting life and various other arcane Divine pow...

... och, where you going lass?"

"Bugger this then - I'm off to get me some of that Grail action!"

"Oi, I'm still getting paid for this interview aren't I?"

... suddenly...