And so our brave, dashing and noble hero is carried off by the bounty hunters (ow, painful!) to await whatever nefarious fate the Olsen Twins have planned for him at Jabba's Palace... ... ok? back with the plot now? Wait a moment - who's that just coming around the corner? Why it's Sandy and Pinky Obitsu! Yay! They'll save MiskatonicNick in an instant! Go girls!   "Ohmigod! Look over there Pinky! It's... it's...

... it's a new clothes 'n' handbags 'n' shoes 'n' fluffy toy store!" "Oh wow! Cool!" No... wait; Pinky! Sandy! Look on the other side of the road... look quick... aw nuts, too late.

Without the need for daring rescues, the Obitsu gals soon arrive at MiskatonicNick's house...

	"Thanks for the lift; I'll catch you later for lunch, Pinky."	But no sooner has Sandy left the garage for when suddenly, leaping out from their hiding places...
		"Hold it right there, girlie... no silly moves or we kill you!"

And things aren't much better where Sandy's going...

"Dammnit, where's that Grail Diary...

... sheesh, how much crap can one guy have? "Ohmigod! Thief!" "Wrong, girl... THIEVES! Look behind you!"

"What... oh no!" "And now you're going to tell us where MiskatonicNick has hidden the Grail Diary... or my Red Ninja Viper friend here is going to slit your pretty little throat..." "But I don't know where it is!" "Oh dear... wrong answer..."

Meanwhile MiskatonicNick is being lead to Jabba through corridors lined with all sorts of bounty hunters, villians and suspect characters...

"Oi, quit shoving!"

(Thinks; So, Jabba has MiskatonicNick. I, Zartan, must inform Cobra Commander immediately!) "C'mon, a joke's a joke... lemme go! I've got a photostory to get written"

"!"	"Oh yes? And how were you going to abuse us this time, sleazebag?"

"You two! Again!" "Yes, us. So, we meet again, MiskatonicNick... only this time we seem to have the upper hand." "And this time, you mean old freak, you're gonna get what's coming to you. In spades!" (giggle) "Damn - Jabba the Hutt, The Olsen Twins *and* Britney Spears! Truly this is the axis of evil!"

"Shush, no... I'm not Britney..." "Oh yes you are - I've yanked enough of your heads off their bodies to know a Britney Spears doll when I see one!" "CHOY!?! Goola Britnay cheeska Jabba!"

"Eh? What was that, Jabba? In English please - I know I'm a geek but I'm not *that* much of a geek to speak fluent Huttese"

"Wermo. What!?! Bad Britney cheat Jabba; You said you were Kylie Minogue doll... Jabba luvs little Kylie! But you only street-trash Britney! Guards - throw her to the Rancor; let him have his way with her!"

"Cheers... I'll take an Emma Bunton too if you've got one" "No - please; you can't give me to him! Mercy! Anything but that wan..."

"Damnit you fools - I said RANCOR... where you, Spears, will be torn limb from limb before being slowly devoured alive! Into the Rancor pit with her!"

"Phew, a lucky escape for me then...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *thump* "Ooo... that's gotta hurt... heheheheheh"

There goes Britney, but the Olsens are still here... and gloating something rotten! "YAY! Victory is ours! We have the hated MiskatonicNick in our grasp!" "And we're gonna make you suffer!" "And scream!" "And beg for mercy!" "gulp... no, you're not going to force me to watch your 'New York Minute' movie are you?" "No - we're going to torture you to death!" "Oh, that's alright then... eh, hold on... what!?!" "But first, let's unmask you for the whole world to see the face of our deviant nemesis!"

Gasp! Toyville under GI Joe Martial Law! Shock! Sandy and Pinky in the murderous hands of Cobra's vile Ninjas! Horror! MiskatonicNick in the cruel clutches of the Olsen Twins! Is this the End? Hell no, I ain't letting you off that lightly! Tune in again soon for Part 3 of Toyville 2; A Tale Too Far...