Over at Cobra Mountain... "So, this 'MiskatonicNick' has in his possession the Grail Diary? Well, not for long... for I, Cobra Commander, will soon hold it and all the secrets found therein... and then the evil of Cobra will live forever! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! Baroness, alert all Cobra agents to be on the look out for that masked freak... "Erm, which one sire?" "MiskatonicNick of course - sheesh, how many more masked freaks are there here? No, wait, don't answer that. Stormshadow - take your Ninja's and pay a visit to MiskatonicNick's mansion; see if he has left that book lying around. Destro, arm my troops and wheel out be big guns in case some fool puts up resistance. And Doctor Mindbender... prepare the Aurora Chair for MiskatonicNick's interrorgation; make sure its pain receptors are tuned to the maximum! BWHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Erm, how about me, Sire?" "Eh?" "You promised me that for the information I brought you I could have revenge against that bonehead, Duke." "I did? I mean, I did!

Yes, do not worry - you will receive reward for your supreme treachery, Nerd." "Dammnit, Sire, that's HI-TECH!" "Yeah, whatever... nerd"

The Next Morning... MiskatonicNick strolls home after collecting the morning paper and buying breakfast completely unaware that he is now a wanted man...

(whistles; "I talked to the trees... that's why they put me away...")   "Oh wow... men with bags on their head really turn me on..." "Eh?" "Behind you, big boy."

"Woo hoo! It's Laura Gemser - hot and exotic star of assorted seedy, sleazy exploitation flix!"	"That's me... now how about some free hot smooching you handsome bag-headed devil..." "Woo hoo! Pucker up lass..."	'Pucker up lass'? Sheesh! What a romantic, eh? Wait - who's that creeping up behind MiskatonicNick? It's one of Jabba's Bounty Hunters!

... and he's got a baseball club! Uhoh, this ain't gonna be pretty...

"heheheheheheheh"

"ooooooo... wowsa! ... I think I'm in love..." *THUMP*

Oh no! With our would-be hero fallen, who out there is going to protect the delicious Ms. Gemser from that nasty fiend's foul and lusty alien gropings ... hopefully (for those who like that kinda thing) no one...

"Good shot...

... wait a moment... that's not Laura; it's just a cardboard cut-out on a stick being carried by another of Jabba's Bounty Hunters! Damn, what a nefarious trap that was! ... though I'm sure there are easier ways to get you an ice cream, Zuckuss. Hey, hang on a moment; that's MiskatonicNick! "... Jabba will be most pleased."