"Don't worry lads - I'll sort her." "You and who's army, little man?"     "No... I've fallen... help! help! I'm too top heavy to get up again again! help me!" "Good going Beach Head... whoa!... look at them puppies jiggle..."

*trip*

"oh bugger" "Any more surprises for us, Ackbar?" "Nope, that's it." "Right, you are now under arrest charged with running a corrupt, libellous, and, worst of all, liberal government... book him, Grunto." "But... but... but... erm..."

"Sgt. Stalker, I'm appointing you the new Mayor of Toyville" "Woo hoo, I'm da man!" "Just try not to burn *this* town down as well, eh?"       (THINKS: heheheh, little do the GI Joe's know that my New Chief of Police, Capt. Brogan, came highly recommended; he won't stand for this nonense!")

(THINKS: Little does Mayor Ackbar know we know and have taken the necessary precautions; the *new* new chief of police is our man, Sgt. Law...) (THINKS; Oh, Bollocks)   "Oh, Bollocks"     At that very moment, Police Chief Law is broadcasting his address to Toyville's Finest... or, failing that, the Toyville Police Force... *Woof woof!* In the background, listening to Sgt. Law... "... so isn't this the part where we overpower the bad guy, free the rightful chief and begin to take back Toyville in the name of all that's right, true and proper?" "Been there, done that. Believe me, Detective Kayla, being a hero in one of these over-rated Toyville stories ain't all it's cracked up to be; it just looks like a few Joes at the moment but you can bet Zombies, The Empire, Nazis, Apes, Bounty Hunters, Nazi Zombies, Mad Scientists etc. will all soon be turning up too. And heaven knows what else he's been buying on eBay since the last tale! Best we let some poor other sap do the leg work, then we can turn up in the last couple of frames and claim credit." "Oh, okie dokie, then"

"... usher in a new era of responsible, rational and sensible policing. And so my first act is to appoint a new deputy chief... my most trusted partner and best friend; Sgt. Order..."     "...blah blah blah blah..." "Erm... Detective Callaghan; correct me if I'm wrong, but this newly and probably illegally appointed chief seems completely nuts..."     "And my second act as Chief of Police is to declare that Toyville has a new Public Enemy No.1 topping our 'Most Wanted List'; his name - MiskatonicNick. We want this little perp under lock and key as quickly as possible!"       Uhoh... things are starting to look a bit iffy for poor ol' baghead. Still, it can't get any worse now can it?