Meanwhile, across town in Toyville's dark and seedy alleyways two trenchcoated figures hurry from out of the shadows...

"Come on Ashley... it's just over here..."

"Oh, I'm not sure about this Mary Kate..."

"Oh do shush, Ashley... and keep an eye open for the cops!"

*knock knock*

"Oink?"

"Open up - we're here to talk to Mr Big - we've got the money..."

 

"Are you really sure about this Mary-Kate... this seems like a really bad idea..."

"Quit your whining, Ashley - if we couldn't nail that freak MiskatonicNick by fair means, it's time for foul... and here we'll certainly find the foulest in the business!"

"No kidding... this pig guard stinks - hasn't he ever heard of deodorant?"

 

 

 

And so, despite his feelings being so cruelly hurt, the Gamorrean Guard escorts the Olsens twins into the Court of Jabba the Hutt - a den filled with alien lowlife, thieves, bounty hunters and other assorted intergalactic riff-raff...

"H'chu apenkee. Chowbasa chuba dopa wermo. Chuba foo wankee du Jabba?"

"Ewwww... well, perhaps later, Mr Jabba..."

 

"No - Master Jabba welcomes you to his court and wonders what message you bring."

"Oh, well there's someone out there we'd like taken care of..."

 

 


But Jabba isn't the only one receiving visitors, for over in the office of Toyville's Mayor Ackbar...

"Eeek!"

 

"Eeek, indeed, Mr Mayor... or should I say former Mr Mayor...

For under the powers invested in the GI Joes under the paragraph 21b of the Child Safety act of the Toybox Instruction Guide, we have declared Toyville to be a corrupt and renegade regime and we..."

 

"Hah! ...and you're going to get your butts kicked back to soldierboytown by my new bodyguard! I ain't having any more coup d'etats under my mayorship! Seven!

 

"Mr Mayor, sir?"

"Kindly remove these rebels from my sight, Seven"

"Yes sir."

 

"Dammnit... her Borg technology has already adapted to our bullets!"