"YAY! YO JOE! YO JOE! YO J.... ewwwwwww" "Man, Jenny's sure let herself go since 'Friends' finished!" "Dammnit, Roadblock - that's not Aniston..."

"... it's that bag-headed toygeek from Toyville! Bazooka you twit, you've typed in the wrong co-ordinates!" "Nope... they're the ones you gave me, sir. The ones you bought off ebay." "Crap. That's blown another $2m of tax-payers money then." "Hang on, Duke; this freak... ain't he the guy who cut off a Joe's head for a cheap gag in his last big photostory?" "Yeah - if he'd done that here in good ol' Hasbrotown we'd have thrown a neck-tie party for the geek and lynched him good. But now it's payback time; we can spy on him opening his mail. Yeah! That'll teach him!" "Oh, woo hoo... I knew we shoulda voted for Stalker as leader. Well, I gotta go Duke, it's all too exciting for me" "psst, I thought ol'Baghead has great fashion sense." "Shut up, Shipwreck"

... and as all the other Joes look for somewhere else to be too...

	"Strange, I wasn't expecting any parcels this week..." "It's not ticking so it isn't from the Olsens" "Let's see what's in here... ... hello, this looks strangely familiar...
...woooo... do you know what this is Sandy?" "No, MiskatonicNick, sir."	"Why, it's..."   "... The Grail Diary!!!!"

"Look, Bazooka, Look! That damned freak has the Grail Diary!" "Eh?" "The book that leads the way to the Holy Grail, everlasting life, power, money, riches... and that freak's got it!" "Heck, that just ain't right." "Damn right, Roadblock. Damn right - something like that ain't for the likes of him. I think it's time us Joes paid a little visit to Toyville... where ever that might actually be..."

"Ah, but I have a plan, Roadblock... a cunning plan; Toyville won't know what hit it! But we'll make sure that Bagheaded freak knows what's hit him! Vengeance will be ours. As will the diary! And Ultimate Power! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!" "YO JOE! YO JOE! YO JOE!"

"I think that's Toyville over there, Duke..." "Right, prepare the Joes, Roadblock - we're gonna take Toyville by force!" "But won't they see a big convoy of GI Joe vehicles coming from miles off, Duke?"

Hang on... I thought Duke and the G.I. Joes were good guys? Oh hum, that's hate mail from Olsen Junkies and JoeHeads now then! So, what of Toyville's fate (again)? What of the Grail Diary? What of the Olsens? What of a damned plot? Stay tuned for 3 out of 4 of those to be answered soon in the continuing saga of TOYVILLE 2; A Tale Too Far ..