"Pinky Obitsu reporting in as your personal chauffeur turned Anti-Olsen Bodyguard, Mr MiskatonicNick, sir." "Thanks Pinky, but those pesky Olsens already have the Toyville cops on their tails... I'm sure they'll long gone by now if they know what's good for them." "ooooh poo... no fair...

... if anybody wants me I'll be in the garage." "Here's this morning's mail, sir." (heh, I think the readers would much rather see cute, busty, pink-haired anime chicks armed-to-the-teeth than you opening your mail)

Meanwhile, over at the GI JOE headquarters in Hasbrotown...

"C'mon, Nerd, how long does it take to wire in a feed from our latest multi-billion$ spy satellite?"

"Just about done... and Duke, sir, my codename is Hi-Tech." "Yeah, whatever... nerd." "There we go, Duke - all systems go!" "Excellent! Bazooka, enter those top secret co-ordinates I bought off ebay!"

"Yes, boss." "Have we located Cobra's top secret new base then, sir?" "Hell no, something a thousand times better than that!" "Cobra Commander's Command and Control Bunker! Wow, if we take that out Cobra is finished!" "Yeah, and we're all out of a job! Damnit, Nerd - we ain't stupid. We need Cobra!" "Then what are those co-ordinates for, Duke? What are we spying on?" "Simple, Nerd; we're gonna spy on Jennifer Aniston's bathroom! And now's just about showertime!"

"Eh? Erm, Duke - ain't that a shocking waste of tax-payers money?"

"Yeah, but it's not as if we pay 'em anyhow, Nerd. And besides... it's Jennifer Aniston! Nude! What better use for the latest spy technology? But if you don't want to see the delightful Ms. Jenny naked then you can sod off back to your room." "But... I never said I didn't... " "Go now, Nerd." "Awww... but sir..." "... and you're on latrine duty for a week!"

and as Ner... erm... High-Tech fornly trudges away, the GI Joe control room starts to fill up...

*sniff* (not fair... I'll get you back Duke, just you wait...)	"Here we go, Duke, transmission coming through in five... four... three...
	"Damn, surely this is the greatest day in GI Joe history!" ... two... one... pictures are live!"