... however, as for the dispicable Olsen Twins; those recordings are an affront not only to humanity but all intelligent life throughout this universe! I find you GUILTY of making crappy, pap-filled, sugar-coated kiddie pop muzak... and I sentence you both to be burnt at the stake forthwith!"

"This court will come to order... it is time for the unquestionable and wisdomfilled verdict of Q; MiskatonicNick, you are guilty of all charges... but given the mitigating evidence presented by Ms. Obitsu I give you an official Pardon; You are a free man!" "Woo hoo!" "Yay!" (ooooh, I wish this moment could last forever)   *gasp* "you big meanie!"

"My clients would like to lodge an immediate appeal..."       "oooo... I think one of them's rolled over there..."

"You ****ing ****head of a ****bag lawyer! We paid you ****ing tonnes of our cash and you got us a ****ing death sentence! I'll give you ****ing appealing!" "oooo... me 'nads!"   "Silence in Court! Silence in Cour..." "'scuse me, M'lud, but aren't the Olsens are now also responsible for the murder of Darth Maul too!" "Good point bag-head. We'll roast 'em nice and slow at the stake... guards! Take Mary-Kate and Ashley... eh?

"Run Ashley!" "I'm coming, Mary-Kate... this ain't over yet, baghead! Not by a long way!" "Damnit... I told someone to close that bloody window!"

"Ah, it feels good to be back home again." "A free man" "Nuts, not quite - still got that Toyville 2 story to hammer out..." "Hey, why don't you do a photostory about that Olsen court case we've just won?" "Don't think so - my readers would lynch me if I even dared think about putting in long, wordy court-case scenes into a Toyville tale - borrrring!" "Hmmm, yes, I see your point - I'm sure inspiration will turn up soon though, sir"

... but they are not alone...

"Uhoh"   .........."ohmigod!"

"Ah, good... I've been waiting for you two to return..." *click*