Toyville Towers where a 2nd rate hack is trying to think up new ways to recycle old jokes...

"Damn and blast; why did I ever say 'yes' to a Toyville 2? I'm struggling to come up with a decent plot...

.. though that sure as hell didn't stop me with 'Dark Days in Toyville'!

Aw, nuts to this - let's see what's on telly; perhaps I can find a plot to steal... erm... I mean perhaps I can find inspiration!"

"... the donkey is still undergoing counselling.   And now we can now cross live to the state of Toyville and our reporter there, Chelsie Peterson, for some late breaking news. Chelsie..."

"Thank you, Michele. Yes, I'm here out the back of this fine art-card constructed Country Courthouse where all of Toyville is abuzz with news of today's shock, but really widely expected, legal moves... for inside, in just a few minutes a landmark court case will begin... ... which will see the world-famous Olsen Twins...
"... well, at least they've been caught!" "...bring a court action for multi-million dollars..." "Whoa! I'd hate to be the poor sap just about to be steamrollered by the corporate might of Olsen Industries!" "... against the foul besmircher of their good name... MiskatonicNick!"	"Noooo! Begone foul, saccharine-coated evil!

"eep!"