Which just leaves the epilogue...

"Hi, I'm Chelsie Peterson...

... reporting from outside the war-torn HQ of the defeated Evil Toys. I have with me one of the first detectives on the scene; I understand there's still one Evil Mastermind on the run?"

"Yes, that's right Ms. Peterson - the Red Skull was curiously missing from the final chapters of the story...

... the Toyville public should be warned that this criminal is highly dangerous and they should report any such skull-headed fiends with fake German accents to the authorities immediately." "And what about Ernst Blofeld, infamous Bond Villain - isn't it true that his body hasn't been recovered yet?" "Yes, but I think we can be sure he was killed and is not hiding in diguise anywhere. No siree, Blofeld's dead. Honest. Everyone can all stop looking for him now."

"Thank you, Detective Kojak."

Meanwhile, in one of the many Barbie & Ken living rooms across Toyville...

"Thank goodness that Evil Toy nastiness is all over now...

... come on Ken, let's go make some little Shelley and Tommy dolls (giggle)"

"Ya, mein Fraulien Barbie, zat sounds un wunderbach idea." "BWHAHAHAHA!"

a MiskatonicNick Production . based on an idea from God knows where . Produced, Photographed, Written and Directed by MiskatonicNick . Agent Cyan's hair by Pindsay Chelsie Peterson's hair by An42 Clint's hair (and head) by Andgor . Nazi Zombies from Sixth Space/Star Collector, Toxic Momma & Poppo Toys . with thanks to A.W.P., Nova Satori Xusesos, Glenda H, Lycia C., Andrew P, Doll's Domain, the UKBarbie group, all at MWD and anyone else I've forgotten .

Evil Toys HQ... 2 Days Later...

"Honey, I'm home from my vacation..." (yes it's the REAL Cobra Commander)

"...oh crap...   ... not again!"