"Right, Nazi Olsens, you're in for such a beating..."

When suddenly there's the roar of a motorbike...

... it's Nazi Britney!

"Some old Action Men parked this vintage bike outside! C'mon Mary-Kate, Ashley - let's blow this joint!"

"Ouch!"

"Way to go Britney! Take that you Purple-haired bimbo!"

"Yeah, Pinky, taste Olsen knee!"

"ow... me B@ll@cks!"*

* no, don't even ask!

"YAY! See you in the sequel, suckers!"

"Damn, hardly a moment of blazing competency, girls. Still at least no one was about to see it!"

"Whoa, you guys stunk!"

"So much for Pink Box Security's Elite Guard, eh?"

"oh crap"

But they aren't the only spectators for lurking above...

"Elite Guard? My metal ass! Come my proud, noble and bullet-proof X-Borgs... let's teach these poxy dollies a lesson..."

Meanwhile, mopping up.

"That's the Stormtroopers ma'am, but the Bounty Hunters are still out there..."

"Apparently not - computer records show that the Evil Toys were so evil they never paid the Bounty Hunters any bounty. Seem's they've quit after collecting their own - they've taken Principal/Pimp Janay as payment!"

 

"Hah, I thought the writer had forgotten about her. Poor Janay, I bet it's not Carbonite they're planning to encase her in!"

"Put me down! I order you to put me down! Help! HHHEEELLLPPPP!"