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"Giggle... Surprise!" "Heheheh!"
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But the rest of the Pink Box Colour Guard are just around the corner... "Those Olsen brats just wasted poor Cyan!" "Vengeance will be ours!"
"Come and get it" "teehee... they'll get there's; right into our little trap, dear Mary-Kate." "giggle, we're soooo evil, sweet Ashley" |
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Trap? What trap... what are the Olsens plotting? |
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"Quickly mein fine stormtroopers... ze Olsens send word zat zey have enganged ze Colour Guard; ve vill sneak up behind zem and destroy ze hated Pinken Box Security gals in ze cunning pincer manoeuvre!" |
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But fortunately the Germans march takes them past a certain broom cupboard... |
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(pant pant) "Vot are you staring at Heinrich..."
"...mien gott!" |
"Zey never showed zis on Xena..." "Look at Villow und Tara go!"
"let me through... I can't see..." "Shhhh... Stop shoving... nein, not you Gabrielle!" |
While the German voyeurs crowd the door, Giles wanders along the corridor, fresh from raiding the biggest gun out of the armoury...
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"Yah, zat is 500 Toyville Dollars you owe me Otto - I had 'Ze Story ends in nudie lesbian orgy' in the zee sweepstakes"
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"Vell, zat was und safe bet given ze author" "Unfortunately for you gentlemen, I had 'The Story ends in a bloody massacre of the Evil German Stormtroopers"
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...and Mr Giles wins his bet |
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"Well, that was a jolly decent show even if I do say so myself. I think I'll leave the ladies to their sapphic joys while I go off and have a well earned cup of tea."
Of course, with their re-enforcements wiped out the Olsens might be in a spot of bother... |
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... bother made even more bothersome by... ...*clik*... *clik*... "Oh poo, Mary-Kate, I'm out of ammo." "Me too, Ashley."
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"Yay! The Olsens are defenceless!" "Let's scrag the brats!"
"CCHHHHAAAAAARGGGEEEE!" "Bye bye, Mary-Kate." "I'm scared, Ashley." |
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"Vot?
Ack, zis does look good..."
