"Say your pagan prayers..."

"Gabby... wait; Willow's telling the truth!" "It's true; it was a Succubus posing as Willow... it sought to break up the good heroes of Toyville!"

"Please Gabby... and when it couldn't tempt me that Succubus-Willow planted faked evidence for you to find; I'd never betray you Gabby...I love you!"

"I... I... know... I... love you too Xena... ... I feel funny... ohhhhh"

............. "Ooooooo... I can feel the Nazi evil toy badness rushing from my veins... " "Gabby... you're Gabby again!"

"Let's never argue again, Xena" "Agreed, come here and give me a hug Gabrielle"

"I've missed you soooo much Tara..." "And I you, Willow..."

But will our heroines' tender reunions be ruined? For an evil Nazi soldier is stalking down the corridor outside... "Hah, I heard ze girlies come zis vay. I vill kill zem for ze greater glory of ze all-powerful Evil Toy Empire!"

"Aye Carumba!" "Zis is just like vun on mine many German Porn Videos!"

But it's not just cries of the passion-filled, sapphic variety that are filling the corridors of the Evil Toys' Headquarters... for over in the Creche of Evil...

NOOOOO! GET OFF ME! HELP... OHMIGOD... HELP ME PLEASE!

"Right you little Freaks... put that pumpkin down and move away from the Redhead..."

"Or what, mister?" "Or this;"

"Wahhh! You shot Oswald... we're going to tell Mr Skywalker on you!

"Yeah, like I'm*really* afraid of that whiny pipsqueak Luke Skywalker...

... hey, can anyone hear heavy bre...   ... oh shoot, it's not *Luke* Skywalker it is?   ... and he's right behind too isn't he? ... aw crap... "