"Here you go, Anderson, have some more air in you head!"

"Drop the gun soldier girl" "Y'know, I always wondered if you were as indestructable as Captain Scarlet, Captain Black..." "Don't push your luck..."

Ooooo... let's leave that scene on a cliffhanger and catch up with the adventures of Clint...

"Hey, Giles, was Daphne in the jail with you?"

"Yes - but she's gone off that way to save the children, we're just going to the armoury to break out some big guns" "Eh, a creche in a place like this... ... hold on, that storage box is covering part of the sign...

... holy crappola! What wretched deviancy is this? Gotta go save Daphne... again"

"Hello kiddies, I've come to... ARGHHHHHHHH!

Oh no! ... there's another cut approaching to heighten the tension and drama! (well, that's my story anyhow); let's see where Gabby the Traitor has got to...

"Damn, I saw some the good guys back there! Hell I need a place to hide quick; whoa, my lucky day - an empty storage cupboard... only it's not empty...

"It's Willow Rosenberg..." "Gabrielle? Please help me - I was trapped by an Evil Succu.."

Yeah, right - you seduced and slept with *MY* Xena "What? But I don't go in for butch bitches!"

"Lies! It's all your fault! And now you're going to die, witch!"

How will the battle for Toyville end? Will Ilsa and Olsens lead the Evil Toys to Victory? Or will Major Midge, her Pink Box Security agents and Toyville's remaining Heroes save the day? Is Willow doomed (again)? And what is the sinister secret of the Creche of Evil? Is there no end to this garbage? Where's my medication? ... you might find out some of these answers in the final and concluding chapter of... DARK DAYS IN TOYVILLE