"What the hell is this?"

 "Well. it Sure don't look like chocolate to me, Boss."

"Damn kids today and their pranks. Give 'em good spanking with a lightsabre that's my answer."

"That's your answer to everything... hmmm, what does this say; G_U_N_P_O_W_D... uhoh..."

"Ready Mr Harry?"

"Ready Mr Harry"

"er... in that cast that's probably not a liquorice snake is it, sir?"

"Eh? Oh sh..."

"Heheheheheheheheheheh
hehehheheheheheheheheh
heheheheheheheheheheh"

Wow! Great plan, Detective - the bad guys blown to pieces in scenes of stunning special effects, gore and pyrotechnics!"

"Yeah, but I bet our lazy producer will cut all of that for just a Kaboom! bubble"

"The XBorg and Dooku are dead... and we've blown an entrance into the Evil Toys HQ - come on troops! We're in!"

 

Of course, they're not the only ones...

"Thank you again, Miss Busty Barbie!"

"Yeah, whatever... now, where are them Evil Toys?"

"ARGHHH! OUCH! OW! ACK! NOOOO!!!!!"

"What the..."