Now, where were we...

... oh yes...

"You've just made your final mistake, Barbie doll... I'm gonna blast your plastic butt to oblivion..."

"yeah, you and whose army you short-sighted fascist slag"

"ow!...
ow!...
ow!...
bitch... bitch... bitch!"

"Yeah, ain't I just!"

*koff.* *koff* "... please... have mercy..."

"Like hell, you leather-clad dyke! Next time get some new prescription glasses... oh, like I forgot; there won't be a next time..."

 

And outside the forces of good gather as Pink Box Security teams up with the remnants of the Toyville army...

"What's the situation like Sgt. Barbie?"

"Not good, Major Midge, ma'am - we're pinned down by that double-gatling gunned Cyborg which is protected from our bullets by the Dark Side of Force, wielded from inside the Police HQ he's guarding by Count Sauraman Dooku * - a man so evil he thinks nothing of stealing candies from babies!"

*new readers start here.

 

"Stealing candies from babies, eh?"

 

"What's that, cowb... er, Det. Callaghan, you got a plan?"

 

"I might just do, Midge... and here's what we'll need..."