Let's give Willow and her Cowboy a bit of privacy and cut back to the Evil Toys... where it seems Mego Batgirl has talked!   "Och, handle those boxes carefully, kids... thems are collectibles you know!" "You heard Mr Destro... put a dent in one of those boxes and I'll put a bullet in your big fat skulls!"

"It is good of the Cobra Orphanage to help out with the Megos for Guns scheme, Baroness". "Always happy to oblige our favourite weapon's dealer, besides we'd only be using the snotty little brats for target practice anyway." "Och, that's my Baroness, ever the philantropist..."

"... and ever the cold-hearted nasty little bitch!" "Why thank... wait, who said that!?! Who the hell are you?"

"That'll be me... Barbie Roberts; the Fashion Doll of Bloody Vengeance, first in a series of Evil Smiting Barbies!"

"You've just made your final mistake, Barbie doll... I'm gonna blast your plastic butt to oblivion..." "yeah, you and whose army you short-sighted fascist slag"

Meanwhile, at the doors of the Toyville Sheriff's Office...

"Count Dracku, Sir... I don't think the door is gonna hold out much longer... couldn't we just release GI Joe to appease his militia friends?" "... erm..." "That's a good idea, officer, only there's a slight flaw - our esteemed Count Duckula here had another of his lightsabre accidents in the cells last night..."

"I'd forgotten I'd left it turned on!" "...if they find out about GI Joe now it'll only p*ss that p*ssed-off mob outside even more!"