"Welcome to the labs, Barbie... here are the elite of the Evil Toys medical division; Prof. Gangrene, Dr Nosferatu and Dr Finklestein - mad scientists the whole lot of them."
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"Welcome to the labs, Barbie... here are the elite of the Evil Toys medical division; Prof. Gangrene, Dr Nosferatu and Dr Finklestein - mad scientists the whole lot of them." |
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"Is very good timing, you arrive at point whence we create new life. Bruno, bring in our little friend."
"Yus boss." "Hello evewybody, I'm little owphan Heidi..." |
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Editor's Note; for those with fond memories of certain alpine children's characters it might be best if you nip to the bottom of the page now and click over onto the next chapter. Quickly - before anymore pictures start to download! |
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"Hello little Heidi, my name is Professor Gangrene and I'm going to tell all about this little operation..." "Ewww... you've got an icky eye... and you smell *giggle* I'm gonna call you Pwoffy Icky Whiffy *giggle*" "Right, bugger the pleasantries then, nurse Azone, the anesthetic please..." |
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"Ahhh... ssssweet wurgin blood" "Bloody hell, Dr Nosferatu, that's the 5th nurse this week..."
..well, bugger the anesthetic too then..." |
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Right, hold the little brat still, Bruno... "Oooo... what a big choppew you have Pwoffy Icky Whiffy; can I..."
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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" |
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"Taa-daa, one spare head which we then attach to a donor body..." "Whence the new construct is then injected with a serum of evil plastic distilled from only the foulest of the action figures... |
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... now we wait 5 seconds; 1...2...3...4...5... Professor Ick, I mean Gangrene, the reveal please..."
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"All Hail the Evil Toys! I wanna woast a Pokeon and stomp Beanie Babies to death!" "Impressive, Yah?" |
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"You
foul fiends! That
was a GI Jane body;
you
know how
hard those are to find nowadays? And why? "Just look at Finklestein, Gangrene and Nosferatu; production Evil Toys... and butt ugly the lot of them!" "Oi, I'm still in the bloody room!" "... how could we hope to take over the Toy World looking like that? No, we had to customise some looks and popularity into the ranks of vile evil - and with Eowyn, Britney and the Olsen twins just look at the vast demographics that are opening up to us..." |
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"...and just think of who we could reach with an evilized Barbie dollie... especially one as well known throughout Toyville as you, my dear..." "No... oh please... no" "Oh yes, Miss Roberts, ohhhhh yes!"
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To be Continued... Is Barbie doomed to join the ranks of evil... and will she end up on a body with matching fleshtones? What other dangers lurk in the wilderness for or remaining heroes? Why is Grand Moff Tarkin so anti 'CSI Toyville'? Are Pink Box Security any damned use? Are there anymore pictures of Alyson Hannigan in her undies? All this (perhaps) and more (hah!) in the next thrilling installment of DARK DAYS IN TOYVILLE |
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