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Well, let's leave our brave heroes to, erm, tactically withdraw in peace while we check out what's happening at the bottom of one of Toyville's sewers;
"Welcome, Mayor Ackbar, to the Top Secret HeadQuarters of Pink Box Security..." |
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"Not kidding about the 'pink' bit are you? Which of these Barbie's is in charge..." |
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"I believe that would be me" "Midge? I'd expected a Silkstone... or at least a Limited Edition Collectable Barbie!" "And entrust the running of a major operation such as this to a blonde air-head who flits from job to job on an almost monthly basis? You know how old Barbie is now? And Mattel still have to send her back to school year after year..." "Math is hard, eh?" "And when Mattel dropped me, Barbie's bestest and oldest friend, from so many of her playlines I had to find a new calling. And this is it.; Pink Box Security - 'Fashion Dolls with Attitude'... and with poseable bodies and hands that can bloody well hold things too!" |
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"So you're ready to strike at the foul menace of the the evil toys?" "Erm, well, not quite... we've had certain problems getting this base up and running; we couldn't decide on the right colour paint for the walls; would it clash with the carpets? And where should be put the hair and nail saloon oh, and where to site our little petting zoo too..." "Hmmm, Fashion Dolls with attitude etc... but still fashion dolls, eh?" |
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Suddenly...
"Make way, we've got to get to the operating theatre!" |
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"Oh no, the poor child - did the Evil Toys hurt her?" "What? Oh no - Kenzie here is fine, aren't you sweetheart?"
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"Yes, thank you Dr McCoy." "And soon she's going to be a whole better too." "Eh?" |
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"Don't worry Mayor Ackbar - she'll be ok. McCoy's been working for us for a long time*. Little Kenzie is just about to be upgraded into the ranks of the Pink Box Elite." "Eh?" "It is a process very similar to that used by the Evil Toys to swell their ranks. Here it is entirely voluntary and painless... but there...
* so that's who McCoy was on his communicator to way back on page 6... see I don't just throw this together! |
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Well, if that doesn't sound like time to cut back to the Evil Toys HQ... |
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"Ja, she iz all yours now Madamn Ilsa" "Thank you, Skully... now, Miss Barbie, I think it's time we took you to our science labs to see how we are customizing up our very own line of master toys" |