"Vell, apparently the censors have cut out ze shower scene so let us continue on ze rest of ze tour, Miss Barbie. "

"Zis is our luxuriously appointed und most spacious prison cell where ze infidel swinedog heroes are held before their cruel interrorgations and bloody executions... oops, zorry, vot a giveaway..."

"Und here iz Ms Janay's Officer's Club & Bordello where fashion dollies are pimped out to satisfy ze deviant needs of ze Evil Toy Hierarchy." "Toyville High's Principal Janay?" "Ja, zat is where she gets most of her girls from... ze youth of today iz just zo delightfully immoral"

meanwhile, back at the prison cell...

"Why did you betray us, Gabby?"	"Betrayal? That's rich coming from you Xena... you of all people should know all about betrayal..."
"... look what I found under our bed... ... and these photos and posters too; looks like you were sweet on the 'rebellions' favourite little witch; and one of these is even signed...

... 'to my darling Xena, many thanks for that night of wild sapphic passion - let us dance skyclad under the moon sometime again soon! Love and Smoochies, Willow'" "No! Those aren't mine, Gabby... please - I've only ever had eyes for you..." "Can it, slut princess - save it for the firing squad."