"Damn, Nazis.I hate Nazis! Prepare the forces for the attack; we've got a whole toy aisle of evil plastic butts to kick!"

"Not so big are you now, Mr Hero? Soon all of Toyville will be in the hands of we Evil Toys - vengeance for all the times we've been killed and brutalised by your kind at playtimes. How many of our number still lie lost, unloved, broken and buried in backyards around the world?"

"You know, even for a Cardassian female you're still f*** ugly..."

"Your only making it worse for yourse..."

"Hi, this is Barbie Roberts reporting from a battle that has broken out between a band of Toyville's Heroes and the new policeforce of Nazis, Imperial Stormtroopers and other lowlife... I can see Buffy, Shaft, some of G-Force, Ash, Pamela Anderson, The Lone Ranger, Captain Scarlet, Lara Croft... ohmigod, they killed Worf!"

"... and now G-Force's Jason too! This all looks far too close to call..."

"...wait... what's that..."