But while Wyatt rushes back to town to sort out this mess, things are getting much messier, much quicker; The Toyville News Network begins interviewing those who have had run-ins with GI Joe and other heroes...

"We cross now to COBRA's secret headquarters for a statement from the Baroness..." "All of us at COBRA are shocked that our revered leader was also our most reviled enemy; he used and abused us all - we were but pawns to make him and his band of thugs look like heroes. No more though; COBRA would like to apologise to the Free World and offer their assistance in building a better, brighter, safer future; we have nothing now to offer but love, peace and comfort to those who feel as betrayed as we do...

"...even as I speak we are turning our missile silos into creches and playgroups for under priveleged children such as these." "Well, COBRA certainly get this unbiased reporter's vote, but how do some of Toyville's other famous residents feel about this scandal?"

"Doom has long been persecuted by GI Joe and other so-called heroes. But now Joe has been shown to be evil to the core, surely that makes Doom, and others like Doom, a Good Guy now?

The Joes of this world were just a bunch of bullies. All because I looked different to them and had an unfortunate name they'd team up with Captain Action to beat up on me. "

"Ja! Do not believe all ze evil propaganda about us; ve vould never hurt ze flies... or invade Poland. Ve are all innocent! To show mine goodvill I vould like to offer Toyville my Naz... er... nice gold to help rebuild our city's tainted law und justice system."

"Coming up after the break; Count Dracula on what it's like to be murdered repeatedly for your beliefs, Capt. Black on Spectrum's blatant racism and Darth Vader talks candidly about his wayward wife, son and daughter..."

	Meanwhile, Earp has finally arrived at his office... only to find a further surprise waiting for him!   "Who the hell are you? And what are you doing at my desk?"     "My name is Count Saruman Dooku, Mr Earp...
	"... the newly appointed head of the Toyville Police Department; which makes this my office now Mr Earp - Enjoy your retirement."     "What! Is this some king of sick joke? Someone's put bloody Dracula in charge of MY police force? This is a disgrace!"

	"This is the Law, Earp... I am the Law - throw him back onto the street, boys."
"Oh, and Earp?... don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out"