Pink Box High, the next morning - all the talk was about Britney's fate & last night's bust... little did they know more news about to break far closer to home...

"Well, I reckon Britney topped herself when she heard Max was seeing Action Man... I wonder where the twins are, they'll love all this sleaze!"   (cue panicked girlie shrieks)

The cops were soon on the scene...

"Move along girls, nothing to see here..." "Heads are torn clean off, Marshall" "Damn, what the hell are we gonna do?"

"Howsabout I strip search all this nubile young suspects here, chief?" "What? What? Aw... go on."

But while the cops were busy processing the scene, Dr McCoy slipped off to a quiet corner...

"Yes, two decapitations this time... they're starting to get sloppy; we should be ready..."

It would turn out to be a busy day for Wyatt Earp & the Toyville police...

"Shut it, Solo. One, your Wookie licence has expired. Two, it never allowed you to do that to a Wookie in the first place, especially in a public place! Smuggling and bestiality... it's back into the carbonite for you space jockey." "And girls, take that Wookie away and get him neutered"

"Hey, who's that at the door, did either of you hot chicks order room service?"

	"Hold it right there, punk!"   "Damn it Skywalker you're a sick puppy - I can't tell you in how many ways this is wrong!"   Just keeping it in the family eh, Luke?   "That had better be a lightsabre under those sheets, Skywalker..."
"This what looks like is not, Master Yoda flithy perv not; Jedi learning lession is this." "Tell it to the judge, muppet - you're nicked!"

"So, let me get this straight Kirk - you and Mr Pointy Ears here were on an 'Away Mission' in a public toilet... and he was teaching you the 'Vulcan Nerve Pinch' when his hand slipped? Hell and I thought Kermit the Jedi's excuse stunk! Sounds like you just bought yourselves 20 years hard labour on Rura Penthe, gentlemen." "... and put your damned shirt back on, Kirk!"