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"...ooooo... *hic*..." "S**t that was a weird dream... I really have to give up the f**king booze... hey, what's that buzzing sound?"
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"Oh s**t!!!!!"
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(insert your own sounds of chainsaw slaughterings here) ... the inevitable discovery was made when Britney failed to show for her gig... |
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"It's not good is it Doc?" "It's worse than that, she's dead, Joe." "But where's her head?"
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put this down to? "Sounds good to me, I've got a new nightstick I want to run in" |
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At times like this you need heroes... only in Toyville the stock in heroes was just about to plummet... |
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"FREEZE! This is a raid!" |
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"No, wait... it's not what it seems, I was only helping Action Man look for his contact lens!" "Oooo... you little bitch, Max! You were always the little squealer!" "This can't be happening... he got me drunk... I was only experimenting... ohmigod Mattel are sure to cancel my toy line now!!!" |
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And there was worse and more shocking to come... |