"Twins, I'd like you to meet my new pet..."

"oooo... something feels all wriggly..."

"Uhoh..."

Cue the screams of terror and agony as the alien beast attacked the two innocent, unsuspecting twins...

... but there was no one to hear, no one to help

 

"You did well my sweet Alien beast, our masters will be proud of our deeds here tonight. Let us return with out trophies and hope the others will have equal success..."

 

The others? Why, Yes, dear reader... there is more foul evil* is afoot and tonight will live large in the annals of toy infamy!

 

 

 

 

*ok, so the decapitation of the Olsen twins by an ID4 alien may not feature large on most people's 'evil' list, heck, it's probably pretty high on a lot of 'good' lists, but bear with me ;)