"Hey, Twins, you going to the totally cool Britney concert tonight?" "We can't, Skipper, Principal Janay has us on like double detention all week" "Yeah, and we're like having to report for extra punishment now too"

	"Aw, bummer... and like I heard Brittany's gonna be making out with that python on stage again too. Gonna be like PETA riots and everything. Sounds like a real cool gig!"
	"See, I told you we'd be in trouble if they caught us doing that behind the bikesheds!"
	"Well, I like don't remember you complaining at the time, Mary Jane!"

"I thought I was Ashley?" "Do you think Principal Janay is going to let us off?"       "So, you disgusting twins dare show your faces after what you where doing! "Probably not..."

For the sake of school discipline (and to hold onto the all-important male demographic) there's only one course of action left open to me; bend over my desk, girls... I'm going to give the both of you a damned good thrashing!"

*WHACK* squeal *WHACK* squeal....	... *WHACK* squeal... sob... please Miss...
	"Stop your snivelling, girl, I've still got a little surprise for the two of you..."

"Oooo... I hope she's going to give us some chocolate cake..." "Oooo... I hope it's battery powered!"