"... on the whole, I've had better days." "My name? Well, you've seen the movies, I ain't got one..."

"... but it kinda looks like my movie days are gonna be over soon 'cos here I am just about to be lynched by a bunch of Nazis, Apes, evil Aliens, Robots, Bounty Hunters, Imperial Storm-troopers... damn nearly every evil action figure under the sun is here to watch."

"It wasn't always like this, but we never saw it coming 'til it was too late and then there were too many evil toys & too few good ones. I guess this is the end of a story that starts back in Pink Box High School..."