Hi, I'm Troy McClure
You may remember me from such Action Figure lines as 'The World of the Simpsons', 'Stop the Planet of the Apes I Want to Get Off' and 'Celebrity Perverts of the World'.
The good folk in Toyville want me to warn the more discerning viewers out there that the contents of this site might not be wholly suitable for them. Because, believe it or not, there are actually people out there who may be offended by such things as Nazi Zombies, plastic violence, action figure nudity and well- known dolls caught in compromising positions.
So, if you're one of them - or a lawyer for the likes of Hasbro or Mattel then this certainly isn't the website you're looking for.
But for the rest of you, you're free to come in, but don't say you haven't been warned!
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