Hi, I'm Troy McClure

You may remember me from such Action Figure lines as 'The World of the Simpsons', 'Stop the Planet of the Apes I Want to Get Off' and 'Celebrity Perverts of the World'.

The good folk in Toyville want me to warn the more discerning viewers out there that the contents of this site might not be wholly suitable for them. Because, believe it or not, there are actually people out there who may be offended by such things as Nazi Zombies, plastic violence, action figure nudity and well- known dolls caught in compromising positions.

So, if you're one of them - or a lawyer for the likes of Hasbro or Mattel then this certainly isn't the website you're looking for.

But for the rest of you, you're free to come in, but don't say you haven't been warned!

CHAPTER 1

The Lynching

Welcome to Pink Box High

Cruel & Unusual Punishment

Boozehound Britney

It was all a Dream...?

The Nightmare continues!

News Flash!

The Villain Revealed!?!

 

CHAPTER 2

A Shift in Power

The Day the Law Died

The Scooby Snacks from Hell!

To the Rescue!

The City in the Clouds

The Day the Law Died... Again

 

CHAPTER 3

Reporting from the Frontline

Good versus Evil

Cowboys and Casualties

The Last Temptation of the Hulk

The Fate of Gabrielle

No Escape?

Freedom of the Press

 

CHAPTER 4

The Wilderness Years

C.S.I. Toyville

Viewer Reactions

The Guided Tour

Enter The She-Wolf!

The Hungry Dead!

Inside Pink Box Security

Mad Scientists Inc.

 

CHAPTER 5

Return to the Morgue

Aeryn Alone

Turncoat Barbie

The Awakening

Free The Toyville One

Plastic Pornography

The Fashion Doll of Vengeance

Reunion

A Demon in Their Midst

 

CHAPTER 6

Showdown

Blatant Product Placement

"We're In!"

Peanuts of Death

Jail Break

Death and Slaughter

Shocks and Surprises

 

CHAPTER 7

Redemption

Tori's Back

Missing Persons

When Olsens Attack!

Escape!

Evil Elite

The Uber-Barbie

The Portal of Ga'Thlac

Two Down, One to Go

The Dark Lord Revealed

Epilogue