Let's pay a quick visit to the Clearance Bin Bar...

 

"Don't worry - it's not your
monitor or my photographs;
it's meant to be that colour!
Let me explain...

 
... where, since Toyville 3, some strangely coloured beers are now being drunk. What's going on? Let's ask bar patron, toygeek, workshy fop and Toyville creator himself, MiskatonicNick...

... the beers please, Tom...

Thanks. You see, Toyville has three main draught beers...

 

Then there's Old Mego Pale Grey Ale (from Naut Micro-Breweries - thanks Kris!) lovingly aged in cheap vinyl casks. But watch your knees if you have too many of these.

 

...first up is Sunnydale Premium Plasticizer - a beer with real bite which isn't only strong enough to wake the dead but to knock 'em dead again too!

 

 

"And that ain't the half of it! Oi! Over here...

 

*tee hee*

"that's for not giving us a part in Toyville 3! And if we don't get our own series soon I'll post the *other* less tasteful poster designs to all the other partys involved... and their agents... and their lawyers!"

 

And finally there's the infamous Gargamel's Blue Label - brewed from fresh natural ingredients it's truly a wholebodied beer (well, several whole bodies to each pint in fact).

You'll notice I'm even a sad enough geek to have added mini-bar mats to the Clearance Bin set..."

 

... hi!

I bet he isn't going to mention this drink is he? Sappho's Honey Mead... aka another excuse for Mr Baghead there mess around with photos of a certain actress...

"erm, yes...*Thank you*, Pinky...

 

"PINKY!

(the contract's in the post!)

...

...

... where was I? Oh yes. As for my favourite Toyville tipple? Just a fruit juice or a coke. You see, I don't drink... which means that all of Toyville is actually the product of a stone cold sober mind!

 ... and on that scary thought I'll take my leave!


Toyville 3 will continue soon... but first I guess there's the little matter of an Obitsu Sisters story!"

"and this interlude doesn't count!"

"Damn. oops, I mean BYEEEE!

 

 

 

with many thanks to Ree & Kay at


http://www.pcboriginals.com/

for the various beers & other glasses of drink.


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